[PsychoCelica]

There once was a guy...

 

[Mach1]

who owned a badass 2002 Celica GT-S that could...

 

[TCS_03]

Beat all Hondas

and make girls come running to him.

 One day he...

 

[OSX01]

pulled up at a set of lights and found himself next to...

 

[Redswan]

a honda prelude cruiser that... :sleeping:

 

[XXX_Mina]

was being driven by a cocky white boy  

that ....

 

[heatherb]

thought his car's exhaust didnt stink, well

 

[G_Force]

he was wrong! That little punk...

 

[Celicaboy]

He was left at the lights in his Honda, dreaming of owning a

 

[JarrodST]

Ford Pinto  

 

[Mr.J]

When suddenly he woke up and realized that he did own a pinto and

 

[Redswan]

tried to catch up to the celica that...

 

[CelicaFan]

...just blew his doors off, but the Celica kept pulling ahead. The Celica driver looked back and saw...

 

[TeemToyo]

a prostitute walking up to a Corvette, and she...

 

[94celicapos]

kick the guy in the covette and stole his money and walked to the celica

 

[TCS_03]

... and said "hey $exy shall I take a ride?"  :devil:  The guy in the celica said...

 

[Redswan]

"i'll ride with you, if you can get me to the border the sheriff's after me for what i did to his daughter, i did it like this i did it like that...i did it with a wiffle ball bat"...so....

 

[FaceMcFacerson]

Then they drove to taco bell and sat in the restaurant and made some bologna sandwiches.    THE END

 

[Redswan]

that can't be the end it's the NEVERending! story

 

[Redswan]

anyway.... so ....