<font color='#8D38C9'>I ran into a pareked car on my bicycle once

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When I had the mountaineer I went down a road that had construction so I had to do a 3 point turn to go back and as I was backing up I hit a stop sign, the kind that isn't in the ground, it's on a stand in the middle of the road... I dragged it for about 2 yards before I got out and unhooked it... good thing no one was around.
When my door got hit it was sort of my fault, but I'm sticking with my fake story for insurance that it got hit in a parking lot

And I have a tiny ding on my front bumper where I nudged an old fogey on a ramp out of the mall. He gunned the gas as if he was gonna go so I took my eye's off of him to see if there was enough room for me to get out too and then he hit his brake and luckily I saw it at the last second. A cop stopped by and told the guy the little scrape could be buffed out, yay! So the guy made this big deal about getting my information and then called me the next day to tell me he wasn't going to go through it. Probably found out he had no insurance!!!
Oh yeah then I rubbed up against my dad's technician's car in the parking lot, but she has an old boat of a car, a Chrysler or something and it has steel bumpers so I just scratched her light a bit. It was parked though so I guess I did kinda hit a parked car
It was a rub though... I don't count it as a hit.

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