<font color='#FF0000'>As a present, I'll tell you the real story of 3 members of this site... There was a planet ruled by Spacemidgets.........Their planet was, "A small world"....they worshiped the..... celica..One of the midgets ran thru the snow naked, only to stop at every house to make yellow snow at the front door..While shaking his fist in the air yelling, "House number 23 is oWnd!"....It was a happy land, until the evil empress TiCeSa with her make up products started to give them all....Makeovers....Also they shaved cats, because "The big crazy blonde monster" showed them how. Because of her ("The big crazy blonde monster"), they were taught how to post whore on their planet. But because of the evil empress TiCeSa, there was a no porn rule. Then "The big crazy blonde monster" came back to earth and bought a silver celica gt...An 02' model...And the evil empress TiCeSa thought she could take over the earth, with one make over at a time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! Happy birthday
<font color='#000000'>Ticketboy forgot to finish the story, he must have had a little too much to drink...
Until the drunk and insane midget (hereinafter "TicketBoy") came to A Small World and ruined our little planet... TicketBoy began whoring up the world far beyond what any other midget could do.. He not only would run around naked, but he started violating poor defenseless dogs that were outside of the homes, I don't want to get into any more detail because the owners of these pets were through enough already.. He then decided to refuse to wear clothing at any time because he disagreed with the "no porn rule" and we then had many scarred children. So, the empress did what she had to do for the people, and sent me to go kick his a$$... I felt so bad for the poor guy, he isn't the sharpest of them ya know, so as ultimate punishment I felt taking away his celica and giving him a stock civic to drive around is punishment enough!!!! Also took the extra step of making a law not to sell TicketBoy any performance parts for the car, so he was now the slowest of them all, not just mentally anymore!!
<font color='#FF0000'>After becomming a honda driver...He started frontin the shyt, cause he had no power..Which was wack!
So he popped caps everywhere and took the celica of ""The big crazy blonde monster", and dipnutz outta there! The evil empress tried to chase him, but she owned a honda herself and was quickly blown away... After seeing that, the naked blue midget went to the empress and urinated on her shoes.. Then yelled,"Small world oWnd!". He became the new ruler and got rid of the "no porn rule". They celebrated for days....Until the gaint eric troll stepped on the blue naked drunk midget and declared it a no honda zone, where he promoted carsponsors.com. HAHAHAHA!</font>
<font color='#8D38C9'>whoever said I didn't like porn... I believe you will need to consult the big cheese for the terms and conditions of that rule... the only thing I said was yuck... thats cause I did not enjoy the porn you posted... come on ticketboy.. you are usually so good with the facts...
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