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post #1 of 331 (permalink) Old 07-29-2005, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile
on its face.

The egg, looking decidedly unhappy, grabs the sheet and rolls over
and says, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT
question!"
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pervert. that's kiddie porn!
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what do you call a cow with no legs?


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are we supposed to answer that?


umm.. ground beef.

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you guys r supposed to guess!

anyways it's "ground beef"


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i knew that

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****!!!!

what do you can a cow with 2 legs?


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lean beef!


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lol. thats horrible
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what do cows have 4 of that women only have 2?
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